Total Medals Earned: 66 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 885 Points
Medals Earned: 8/11 (255/430 points)
Fire a weapon 10 times.
Reload a weapon 5 times.
Fire a silenced weapon 25 times.
Create a custom timeline sequence.
View all equipment items.
Disable all effects.
Fire a weapon 100 times.
Fire a weapon 500 times.
View every firearm.
Reload a weapon 25 times.
Reload a weapon 50 times.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/40 points)
Start the game
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (65/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (65/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
Medals Earned: 1/52 (5/330 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/220 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
autoclicker
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!